So it’s been decided, our next event will be Czech Wreck’s 2011. Our schedule will be August 25th – to – August 30th 2011. We had been hoping to get hold of a Lancia Delta for our next European rally, and as luck would have it, we may just achieve that! We have every part of our body crossed hoping to swoop in on a bargain of a Lancia Delta! More news soon…
Keith and I both intend to take part in next year’s rally, likely either Staples2Naples or Home2Rome. We have come to the conclusion that a smaller car would be better next time round as we had an excessive amount of space in our Volvo 740 this year, and we have our sights set on acquiring a Lancia Delta. If you know of one, please get in contact with us at mail@kmevents.info
Staples2Naples 2010: The Complete Story
Posted: 22nd September 2010 by Mark in News/Announcements, Staples2NaplesA lot happened on our 6 day Staples2Naples 2010 adventure, and there is a lot to read, but it is worth it! If you are thinking of taking part, have a look through our complete story via the following links:
Thought I would do a seperate post with more of the pictures from Pompeii, rather than put them all in the main update. Click read more if you want to look through lots of Pompeii photos..
We rise late in the morning after last nights events. Naples was very hot and because parking is SO sparse, we were exhausted carrying our luggage from the car and all over town looking for places to stay. Eventually we decide to get some breakfast, but we have to plan scrapping the car and going to Pompeii today so there isn’t enough time for us to go meet everyone else at the main venue.
Heading outside after breakfast, our first port of call is to remove all the logos from the car as we heard that cars are sometimes not really scrapped and used for ‘illicit’ activities. We didn’t want anything coming back to us or our sponsors, so the car would be stripped clean. It’s another very hot day in Naples, so with this done we decide to worry about getting the car scrapped when we get back from Pompeii, and set off to find a ferry to take us there.
Unable to get a ferry, we take a bus instead which turned out to be a lot cheaper (€4 return vs €30 return). A short bus ride and we arrive at Pompeii. If you didn’t know, Pompeii was a large Roman city that was completely covered by the eruption of Mount Vesuvius in 79 AD. It was accidentally re-discovered in 1599 and has been constantly excavated ever since. Even now, they are finding new things. It is definitely worth going to see if you ever have the chance, it gives a detailed insight into how these people lived back then, with houses, courtyards, a colosseum, amphitheatre and many other interesting things. The site is roughly 160 acres! so we didn’t get to take all of it in before having to leave to get the car scrapped. One other thing that really catches your attention is the dead bodies that are perfectly preserved on display on site, have a look at the pictures below. One image of a man with his head in his hands, another pregnant women trying to protect her unborn baby. Can you imagine what must have been going through their minds as they were covered by volcanic dust?
After stopping for a bite to eat, we realise we must get back quickly to sort out scrapping the car. ‘Quickly’ turned out to be a joke as we walked down the street outside the Pompeii site looking for a bus stop. We ended up down a side street about a mile from the entrance, and waited for about an hour before a bus turned up that was going back to Naples. On our way back we noticed there was actually a bus stop right by the entrance of the Pompeii site. Oops!
Now back at the hotel, we ask reception if they can help to get our car scrapped. The hotel staff at the H2C hotel in Naples are incredibly helpful! I’ve never known anything like it, they made lots of phone calls to arrange scrapping the car, gave us advice, looked after our stuff for the day, got one of their drivers to direct us to the scrap yard in his car, and then take us back to the hotel! Scrapping the car took some time as the scrap yard were very official with all the paperwork involved but were not used to dealing with international car scrapping. Eventually we got everything in order and the car was taken away to be crushed. It was a sad sight to see this motor we had done so many miles in being led away to be destroyed. Keith and I reminisce over all the little quirks, how we had become accustomed to the handling and, ahem.. ”what the car could and couldn’t do”. The scrap yard gave us the number plates to take back as a souvenir.
Back at the hotel, we decide to venture into town as we have a few hours until our flight back home. For the most part, Naples looks pretty grubby, with graffiti everywhere, and people seem to throw all their litter on the floor. BUT, the further you venture into the thin back streets, it becomes really quite pleasant. Tiny little cobbled streets teaming with shops and eateries, we start to find a love for this place. As it gets dark, those tiny back streets are brightly lit with so many shops and neon signs it looks wonderful, a never ending maze of cobbled streets flooded with people and scooters.
Naples is well known for being troublesome, in fact this is the first year for a while that the violence in Naples has calmed down enough that it is considered ‘safe’ to be there. There are army trucks with soldiers poking out the top holding machine guns on some of the bigger street corners, and whilst you should have your wits about you, it’s actually quite a pleasant environment and we stop to have pizza at a little back street pizzeria. I think this was the best pizza of our trip to Italy, which we had no trouble finishing despite its size. A walk back to the hotel at night, keeping to the brightly lit streets, we arrive to find our ‘driver’ is back again waiting to take us to the airport.
We set off, and it isn’t long before we arrive at Napoli international airport. It has been a long hot day, we are both exhausted sitting around in the departure lounge, with boarding and take off delayed. The flight back went smoothly, and we arrive back in blighty at midnight. A mix up with our scheduled pick up meant we waited a few hours before deciding we would have to get a taxi home. We had thought that it would be impossible to barter with the taxi service at the airport (they must ‘get it all the time’) but if you ever need to, remember this – you can. We stood firm and got a taxi back for much less. Back home at around 4:30am, this last leg of the event has been incredibly exhausting, and marks the end of our Staples2Naples 2010 journey.
We have had an incredible time, memories that will last a life time. I can’t recommend enough ‘giving it a go’ if you want to do something a bit different. We will be back next year for the next European rally. Thanks to everyone who donated, we are pleased to have raised a good sum of money for the Kipling Childrens Ward. If you were planning to do so on account of us completing the event, now is the time!
Thanks to all the other teams as well, they all gave us such good laughs! Great bunch of people. Special thanks to everyone in our ‘convoy’ too, we had a blast guys! See you next year!
- Outside hotel in the morning
- One last shot before the car is stripped
- Off they come!
- Looking pretty bare now
- Waiting for coach to leave for Pompeii
- People walk down the busy roads and sling these on your car, hoping you’ll buy it
- Market just outside Pompeii site
- Info board
- Ruins just outside the entrance
- Courtyard
- Columns by the courtyards
- Amphitheatre
- Paintings on wall of someones house
- Coliseum
- Another courtyard with view of Vesuvius
- Preserved in ash, a dead dog
- Again perfectly preserved, man with head in hands
- And a pregnant women trying to protect her baby
- Back on the Napoli streets by the sea front
- H2C hotel lobby
- Entrance
- Incredibly helpful staff making calls for us
- The plates come off before scrappage takes place
- Sorting out the paper work to keep things legal
- Our Volvo’s final resting place, ready to be pulled apart
- The back streets of Napoli
- Stopping for Pizza
- Back streets at night
- Our hotel at night
- Arriving at the airport
- Taking ages to check in
- On the plane, destination HOME!
Our mission this morning was to get Paul and Gary to the Airport in Rome following their spectacular exit from the rally. We received the challenge of the day from the organisers (photograph a very old car) but have given up on account that we are SO far behind all the other teams on the points. Our whole convoy agree to stick together and head for Rome airport, which turns out to be a great decision as the group of us headed for the beach for some lunch while everyone else continued to Naples. Nick (team Argo) and I couldn’t resist the urge to go for a swim, and fortunately had packed swimming gear before leaving (hadn’t actually planned to go swimming at all, but I do like to pack everything including the kitchen sink). After a good swim in the med, we dry off drinking beer and having some lunch before our convoy made the move to join everyone else in Naples for the finish.
Off the convoy set, now facing a long motorway run with the occasional piece of scenery worth snapping a picture of, we find entertainment in switching convoy positions, hanging out the window to take high speed pictures, and chasing very expensive cars (without breaking any limits of course). Eventually we reach Naples and let me tell you, this place is absolutely crazy! Although I’m sure rules exist for the roads, it is like a giant free-for-all. Cars merge onto each other, tailgate, overtake, undertake, the lanes mean nothing and there are motorbikes and scooters all around you buzzing in and out constantly. There is also a LOT of beeping horns, but we quickly realise this isn’t other drivers road rage but rather just a friendly curtious beep to let you know they are there so you don’t bump into them. With that in mind, Keith found this type of free-for-all driving quite enjoyable and began beeping everyone in site. Keith also managed to shunt someone (second time during our Staples2Naples journey!) and take out a wing mirror.
The hotel we booked turned out to be someones flat converted to a couple of ‘hotel’ rooms. We spent ages looking for it because we didn’t know we were looking for a FLAT! Eventually we got in, and climbed up to the 10th floor in the worlds most cramped lift. I’m not kidding when I say that Keith and I were practically hugging to fit in the lift (*shudder*). Not only that but we were both dubious about even getting into the lift on account of the lift not even lining up with the floor when it arrived and opened its doors. Nevertheless, we decided it was all ‘part of the experience’ and up we went to the top floor flat (sorry, hotel room). Unfortunately the owner was not there, we hung around for a while but nobody would answer so we gave up and found a nearby 4 star luxurious hotel for only another €20! We couldn’t believe the difference in quality, the new hotel H2C is stunning inside and we have a view of mount Vesuvius. In fact, we even have a gym!
Feeling hungry after a long day, we decide to eat and have a few beers in the hotel room to mark the end of the rally. We can’t make it to the main venue as we are too far away, but hope to meet everyone tomorrow before they all make their journeys home. We will be going to Pompeii tomorrow for a close up of mount Vesuvius before flying back in the evening.
- Everyone meets in the market square in Viterbo
- The bodgers, happy as ever!
- More teams arrive for the challenge info
- Other side of the market square entrance
- Off we go, heading for Rome airport
- Toll boths are quite frequent across europe
- Our convoy arrives at the airport to drop off Gary and Paul from armoured farmers
- Car park attendants were not happy about our convoy descending on the main entrance to the airport
- But we carried on anyway..
- Decide to head to the beach for something to eat
- ‘someone’ re-arranges lettering on our car
- Stopped to find place to eat
- Walking down the street we find a bar with is own little slice of beach
- Nick and I grab the opportunity to have a swim
- Others wishing they had brought their ‘trunks’
- Looking across the beach
- We saw more Aston Martin’s than Ferrari’s, despite this being Italy
- Ah… a little reminder of home
- Whilst trying to find our way back from the beach, ‘jovial idiots’ lead everyone into a car park by mistake
- Team Argo take the lead on the run to Naples
- Another LONG motorway run
- We thought Naples was only 50 or so miles from the beach. The motorways drag on
- Amusing ourselves switching convoy positions
- And again..
- Another toll, this is getting expensive
- mount vesuvius, we must be close to Naples
- When we arrive, our hotel turns out to be a small flat! And no-one is there. Keith is not happy!
- So we check in to a 4-star, with amazing views
- Even had a gym in this hotel!
- We arrived very late, so something to eat before giving in for the night
We got our authentic Italian pizza last night, and for the first time slept the whole night through, so felt fresh and ready for today.
Today is dressing up day, and the car park is quickly filled with nuns holding water pistols. We all head to a local market square where it would soon ‘kick off’. Locals gather and probably wonder what on earth is going on. The green light is given and before long everyone is soaking wet.
After a quick dry off, we all head out for Viterbo and our little convoy again stick together. It isn’t long before we have to stop as we notice team ‘armoured farmers’ suddenly veer off and stop. We pull over to the hard shoulder, wondering what could have gone wrong. It turns out Paul was just desperate to ‘relieve’ himself! Setting off again, with another quick stop for petrol further down the road, we begin our long motorway journey to Viterbo. Memories of the monotonous French motorways come flooding back, but we are treated to some beautiful lake scenes and lots of mountain tunnel’s before there is nothing but grey roads and fields for several hours.
An Aston Martin Vanquish comes screaming up alongside our convoy, and ‘armoured farmers’ decide to give chase. The chase was going well until we all notice a big puff of smoke leave the exhaust and a stark reduction in speed. We pull over to try and help, but unfortunately it’s the end of the race for them with the engine blown. Our convoy have no choice but to set off again on our path to Viterbo.
At this point there isn’t much to write about as we travel endless motorways until we reach Viterbo. We stop occasionally for a break, some petrol and food. Eventually we reach Viterbo after approx 9 hours driving, and check in to our hotel which happens to be about 10 minutes walk from everyone else. The scenery improved greatly on the way into Viterbo, regularly stopping to take some great photos. Later we meet up with the ‘armoured farmers’ and offer to drop them off at Rome airport in the morning, but first we all head out late evening to try and find somewhere to eat (this is not easy in a sleepy Italian town at 10pm on a Sunday night!). There is a faint sight in the distance of other rally participants, and as we get closer we are directed into the ‘Van Dick’ tavern. Here we ate probably the thinnest (yet strangely filling!) pizza I have ever seen. Incidentally, authentic Itallian pizza’s all seem to be very thin, nothing like our ‘western’ take on Italian pizza. The table we are sitting at has all sorts of insignia’s etched into it, and we wonder if this is art or that people are welcome to scratch the table. Looking at other tables, they are all the same, so Keith set to work on “leaving our mark” (see pictures below).
Exhausted after the days events, we can only manage a few beers back at the hotel room, and some ranting about the lack of wireless before it’s time to sleep.
- Friendly locals in Sarnen
- Outside hotel in Aprica
- View from hotel in Aprica
- This nun was insistant on blessing the cars
- Keith went for the ‘sexy nun’ look
- Nick also looking very fetching
- Before the carnage began
- The picnic table and tea set came out regularly!
- Before
- After
- armoured farmers now known as the ‘chuf ramers’
- Leaving Aprica
- ‘jovial idiots’ leading the pack
- bringing up the rear
- Keith car surfing outside shop, complete with uzi’s
- Whenever the opportunity arises
- Too much car surfing will dent your hood
- Came across this on route up the mountains to Viterbo
- Our route out of Aprica
- Looking down over a forest
- Owner of this expensive car was surprised to see us fly by
- But we were quickly shown who was boss
- Hotel lobby in Viterbo
- ‘chuf ramers’ run into problems
- Brilliant tavern in Viterbo, Italy
- We weren’t sure if this was ‘art’ or if visitors had left their mark..
- So Keith got to work…
- And we left our mark..
- Entrance to town center
- Our hotel in Viterbo
We arrived in Viterbo, Italy very late due to another day of excitement on route. I’ll talk more about that later, but the hotel we are at currently has problems with their Internet. They aren’t very 21st century out here!
Will do a proper day 3 update later, but the day 2 update is now uploaded below.
Well we made it over the mountain passes, and have had a thoroughly fantastic day. Unsure which way to head, after some discussion in the car park we decide to follow team ‘Freewheelin Palm Trees’, who successfully lead us out of Sarnen. Suddenly the cars start splitting up as teams take different routes to Aprica. We opted to go through the toughest passes, Grimsel Pass and Furka Pass. The scenery is nothing short of breath taking. If you ever get the chance to drive through Switzerland and the Alps, you must take it! Writing this now at the end of a long day getting to Aprica, both Keith and I found every moment very enjoyable.
Heading into Grimsel pass we were passed by two Porsche Carrera GT’s. Amusingly, despite their high speed antics, we would meet them again round the next corner stuck at traffic lights. When the lights went green they screeched off and into the tunnel ahead. The sound of a pair of £150,000 car’s roaring through a tunnel is quite something! Continuing up Grimsel Pass, our ears begin to pop as the altitude quickly changes. Coming round another corner we notice a convoy of other teams up ahead waiving us down. We stop to see what has happened, to find that team ‘Jovial Idiots’ had spectacularly broken down, with their engine on fire no less! A leaking engine cap had spewed oil all over the inside of the engine bay and caught alight. Putting the flames out and clearing up the mess revealed a split gasket seal. With no spare parts, they began fashioning a new one out of bits of rubber and leather pulled off the car. We even cut up our boot cover using a knife to cut a new ‘almost round’ gasket seal. The first attempt failed with the engine continuing to leak oil, but 3 more home made seals later and it finally held. They were able to pull away and several of us agreed to stay in a convoy so that we could stop and help if more problems arose.
On we went, higher and higher into the mountains. The scenery is incredible, the lakes encountered are the bluest you will ever see, it has to be seen to be believed. Dotted throughout the mountains there are little houses high in the hills with no apparent means to access them. Every corner has something new and interesting to look at, I think we ended up taking over 200 pictures by the end of our trip from Sarnen to Aprica.
With Grimsel Pass out of the way, we decide to break away from the convoy to get petrol. It’s an odd system in Switzerland, you pay at the pump BEFORE you fill up. Unsure how much we needed to fill up our tank, we aired on the side of caution and put in what we thought would at least fill up half the tank. This turned out to only be a quarter tank. Regardless, we ploughed on and headed up to Furka Pass. You may have heard about Furka Pass before, there are videos on youtube if you are interested. It is one of the higher passes, with some of the narrowest roads of all them all. Ear’s popping, we make it to the top and stop to take some spectacular pictures. We caught up with the rest of the convoy again, team ‘Jovial Idtiots’ car still holding up after their engine fire.
The convoy head down the Furka Pass towards a small town. New roads are being fashioned which throws all of us off course. We stop to check, and then realise it would be a good time to fill up and get something to eat, so the convoy heads for the town we see not too far away. A quick petrol stop for our whole convoy, we park up and then sniff out somewhere good to eat. A burger and chips later, followed by a quick stop at a CO-OP (no, not the CO-OP you are used to. Hope they have the copyrights!) to refill the boot with snacks, and we all set off again into the next mountain pass. Despite being in an old banger, these mountain passes are just so much fun to drive, we have a blast stopping occasionally to photograph the awesome scenery (and empty the tank! no I’m not talking about the car!). Our last pass before heading to Aprica is Julier Pass, and we are again greeted with fantastic tunnels, beautiful lakes, and amazing mountain top views.
Our banger has held up exceptionally well today, we have not had any troubles at all, though the strange noises are growing in intensity. We have a new noise, between changing gears sounds very much like a chain rattling. No idea what that means, but the car still goes forward, and we are happy with that!
It takes about another hour to get to Aprica, which we then realise is up in the Italian mountains. Up we go again, winding roads only this time it is dark so it’s hard to see what is below us. There are many professional rally cars going up and down the mountain, overtaking everything in sight at very high speeds. When we get to the top and hit Aprica, there are LOTS of these rally cars with team trucks and sponsors, camera crews, etc. Something big is going on, perhaps there is a Colin Mcrae style rally on tomorrow!
Eventually we reach the hotel after the whole convoy stopped to check where it was. Checked in, still reeling with excitement of today’s events, we are heading out for some authentic Italian pizza and to mix with the locals.
Good night all!
- Heading to the meeting point
- Nothing to worry about, just topping up winscreen wash
- Still purring
- Others starting to arrive at meeting point in Sarnen
- View from parking lot
- Others start to think we have a problem
- And are quick to offer help
- Rock overhanging cliff edge as we go up the mountains
- Heading back down through another pass
- There are many little tunnels in the mountains
- Disaster stikes, team ‘jovial idiots’ car after the fire!!
- Ever further up the mountains
- We trail behind ‘jovial idiots’ in case they need our help
- Winding roads up the mountains
- We are perched worrying close to a huge drop! But the picture was worth it
- Petrol stations are like shops in Switzerland, they are tiny and amongst all the other shops
- Back up in the mountains again through Julier Pass
- Stopped for photo break again
- Our convoy stick together
- So high up, we’re in the clouds
- The shining!
- View from hotel in Sarnen
- Other view from hotel in Sarnen
- I’m guessing he is popular in Switzerland
- Before heading off for Aprica
- Another team leading us out of Sarnen
- Car park meet up getting bigger
- And bigger..
- View from car park in Sarnen
- The glitter covered Lancia again
- Off we go..
- Heading toward the mountain passes
- It’s all going wrong for team ‘jovial idiots’
- Engine covered in oil which caused the fire
- Working out what to do
- Whilst ‘jovial idiots’ decide what to do, we take more photos!
- We decide to cut up our leather boot cover to use as a seal on ‘jovial idiots’ gasket
- Others arrive to see whats going on
- Now the bodgers have overheating problems too
- Keith takes a break…
- Back up in the mountains, we find a lake with an island.
- We’re heading for that peak
- Getting up into the clouds again
- Long way down with not much stopping you going over the edge
- Looking down at the roads below in the valley
- We were down there at one point
- Our friends from team ‘armoured farmers’
- More from the valley down below
- After taking lots of pictures, we’re all off again
- Part of our new found convoy
- And we’re up in the clouds again
- Just below cloud-line
- The winding roads back down the mountain
- Our convoy stick together
- Random house on a hill
- Filling up before tackling the next mountain pass
- The streets get thinner and thinner
- Much needed fuel for the next pass
- Little town somewhere in Switzerland we stopped to eat
- Stream passing through the village
- Food!
- The car we wish we were using for the rally
- After eating, we’re off again
- This is what protects a 2 ton vehicle from a huge drop!
- Oh dear, Keith having a ‘break’ again
- Nothing to see here officer!
- Just what we needed, rain and slippery roads up the mountains
- Not far from Aprica, the weather turned nasty
- You can’t see in this picture, but that lake was very blue
- Not long till we hit Aprica, more interesting scenery forces a stop
- Car surfing is becomming a recuring theme
- We see what other meant by the ‘shining’ hotel
Unfortunately the hotel we are at does not have any Internet facilities (hello 1990!) so I can’t update tonight. Just a small message from my phone to say we will seek out somewhere tomorrow to upload all the photos and writeup for today. We have had an incredible day! Stay tuned…
Welcomed by a less frantic start this morning, we have had our breakfast and are heading into town to see if there is anything worth bringing back before the next phase starts in an hour or two. Our hotel room has a fantastic mountain view, and this morning we head for the Alps!
The gearbox on the car seems ok now but the car is sitting idle at the moment. I’ll update should when we make it over the mountain passes.
We’ve been out mixing with the locals in the bars here in Sarnen. This place is immaculate and everyone is super friendly, they even have burning columns in the streets – something you would not see in Hastings!
Had a fantastic meal, Bison was a first for both Keith and I. When we got back to the hotel we got word of a few fines picked up by other participants, mainly for passengers not wearing seat belts. One poor team suffered a fine, and then a tyre blowout on the motorway, but they completed the repairs and made it to Sarnen to join us all for a beer! One last team still hasn’t arrived, word has it they have suffered a blown head gasket, but they are veterans of the event and are still planning to arrive in the morning!
Here’s a few additional photos from today..
- All lined up and ready to go
- Our pink friends
- There’s something about Mark?
- I’m not sure if this was meant to be a picture of Keith’s ass or me..
- Awesome glitter covered Lancia!
- Keith’s got his badge!
- The miles roll on..
- Nervy passenger
- Nick caught taking a nap!
- Serious driving face
- Not so serious
















































































































































































